Scunthorpe man Richard Nobhead declared “I fancy a change” before ordered a chicken tikka curry while at the local curry house with his mates last night.
His Italian born chum Kon Fussed replied “but you only ever eat chicken tikka. It’s not much of a change is it nobhead?”
Mr Nobhead appeared on the local news this week as part of an election special where locals were asked who they voted for and why. When asked Nobhead said that he “voted for change, that’s why I voted conservative.”
“Change? The conservatives have been in power for the last 9 years and with their cut backs and austerity… they have put us in this mess.” Said another local resident after hearing Mr Nobhead’s comment. “You now expect them to suddenly repair the damage they have caused. I think you need to go back to school and learn what the word change means.”