You Won’t Believe What This Incredibly Weird Protective Helmet Protects It’s Wearer From!

We don’t know whether this story falls into the Cool or Fool category.

We have been having a long old debate in the office so we will let you decide.

This is the Thought Screen Helmet created by Michael Menkin and it is designed to prevent…. go on have a guess…

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If you guessed alien abductions then you guessed right. This helmet prevents alien abductions.

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We cannot say how successful it really is but wearers report that they no longer get abducted by aliens… that is if they ever did in the first place.

Over the years many people have claimed to have been abducted by aliens usually grey/gray ones that are believed to come from Zeta Reticuli which is is a wide binary star system in the southern constellation of Reticulum.


They are known as Zetas and if you are not sure where they are and what other alien races are visiting our planet here is a helpful map to show you where we are and where they are…

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According to Michael Menkin, these aliens track their human abductees via mind control telepathy and thought manipulation. And this is where the tin foil hat *cough* sorry the Thought Screen Helmet comes in.

It is made from materials which Michael Menkin says prevents thoughts from penetrating through. Velostat is the main thought blocking material… we are not sure if this is a posh way of saying tin foil.

Michael Menkin TV Interview About The Thought Screen Helmet

So no thoughts go out into space and no ‘come hither’ thoughts go through the helmet into the human abductee’s mind. As a bonus it also prevents other humans from reading your mind like those ‘Un-friendly Government’ agents as ‘Uncle Theodore’ calls them in the second video in the post (It is very educational!)

Over on  his website Michael shows you how to make your own and where you can source the material to do it, they should cost around $45 to make or he will make you one for free… if you are an abductee.

They should only take 4-6 hours to make. Here is Michael making one at his home.

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He won’t make them just for anyone, you have to have a history of alien abductions otherwise he will say no… I know as a friend of mine once tried to buy several from him for a works outing. 🙂 Apparently we were not being abducted enough to warrant any.

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There are various styles of Thought Screen Helmets available, there is a baseball cap style if you want to look less like an idiot and preserve some kind of ‘cool’. We prefer the original version personally, it looks a lot more like a real tin foil hat. It looks great on ‘Uncle Theodore’ in the video below:

UFO Report/The Thought Screen Helmet

What we do find interesting is that these super beings from another world can travel across or through the galaxy to Earth, abduct humans through physical matter without being seen yet they cannot open boxes with locks!

On his website Michael recommends that when you are not wearing the hat you should lock it away under lock and key because the aliens who want to steal them to prevent their targets from wearing them are unable to open locks.

In case you are thinking this is a load of old tin foil hat stuff then check out the testimonials…

Here Are Some Of The Testimonials On The Site:

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Names of abductees are withheld for confidentiality and to prevent harassment from skeptics.

“I am just emailing to report that there has been no activity since wearing the helmet. Everything has been working amazingly. The cap does not make too suspicious or abnormal in public, and the helmet is easy to securely fasten on my head. Thank you for this freedom you have brought to my life.”

“We (a husband and wife team) felt we did not need to include each day from the diary this time since each entry is getting to be repetitive. We have been sleeping very well and have had no unusual experiences since the evaluation of the Thought Screen Helmet. I must say we were a bit skeptical as to it working but we looked at it in comparison to magnetic therapy that so many people have claimed works. Now many doctors are recommending magnets as part of treatment for various things. By blocking or reflecting thought energy seems to be a most practical way of dealing with alien influences and in preventing abduction scenarios.”

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“Still nothing new to report here…so it must work!”

“Congrats…my life has changed for the better…new job, new confidence etc.”

“Thank you, thank you, for your work in this area.  Your efforts to protect those of us who have been victims of this living nightmare are most appreciated.”

“I am happy to report that the Thought Screen Helmet has been performing beautifully!  It’s been over six months now and NOT ONE INCIDENT!  Aside from some of the naive neighborhood kids and their taunting it’s been a blissful period.”

“The aliens clearly do not like the helmet.”  (This statement is from a woman abductee and her five year old daughter who was also being abducted.  The aliens harassed the five year old and threatened her that something terrible would happen to her mother if her mother did not stop wearing the helmet.  The girl was so frightened by the aliens that her mother stopped wearing the helmet and they both were taken.)

“The Thought Screen Helmet is working perfectly.  I have not had contact with the aliens since I first started using it.  Though twice now coming back from work, I have noticed lights following to the rear of my car, so now I take the helmet with me in the car in case I am abducted. “

“I am using the material (Velostat) in my hat.  I wear it to bed.  I sleep better than I have in a long time.  But it’s hard to tell if it works or not.  I think it works.”

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“My son wore the helmet from 2000 to 2012.  A Neurologist and pediatrician both say that he has made dramatic improvement in his behavior, ability to process information, and he gives me eye contact.  My son has been open with me about his dreams and abduction experiences.”  He stopped wearing the helmet in 2012 and  now attends a community college.

“I wore the helmet nightly for about 3-4 months after receiving it.  I stopped “dreaming” of alien encounters, and am not aware of any strange events since that time, in spite of witnessing odd lights in the fall of 2000.  I have awakened twice in the past year with a strange headache and sore spot at the base of the right side of my skull.  I was not wearing a helmet either time, and I don’t have any associated memories.  I’ve noted in the past that grays and possibly others have had interest in two of my four children.  The have not reported remembering any experiences, and I’m not aware of any recent activity.”

“The hat and helmet work very well and I have experience much relief wearing them.  I am however, surprised that the aliens have not found a way to thwart this simple but effective technology.  At any rate I am very happy with mine and thank you again for your work.”

“I am still wearing the helmet [as of 2015].  To my knowledge, I have not had any encounters with the grays since wearing it.   [Before wearing the helmet] I frequently would have nightmares with them in it, hear weird noises at night, hear a weird vibration above the house, or wake up in weird positions the following morning after waking.  I am no longer having those problems.  I also have not had any nightmares with them in it either and have actually been sleeping much more soundly. Nothing unusual or out of the ordinary has happened at all for a while.”

Also in case you might be wondering whether Michael is a bit of a crack pot, according to his website he has worked for several big academic institutions such as The University of Washington, The University of California, San Francisco, Medical Center at Mount Zion, the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory operated by the University of California, Berkeley and the U.S. Department of Energy

We did not write this article in any way to poke fun at and take the piss out of Michael Menkin and his Thought Screen Helmet… it kind of happen that way… oops! Sorry 🙂

Do you think that you might have been abducted by aliens in the past then you need to find out for definite by using our Alien Abduction checklist … click the image below to read it:

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